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By Carlton III Mellick

Friday the thirteenth meets customer Q. Apeshit is Mellick's love letter to the good and negative B-horror motion picture style. Six stylish little ones (three cheerleaders and 3 soccer gamers) visit an remoted cabin within the mountains for a weekend of consuming, partying, and loopy intercourse, purely to discover themselves in the course of a lifestyles and dying fight opposed to a horribly mutated psychotic freak that simply will not remain useless. Mellick parodies this horror clich? and twists it into anything deeper and stranger. it's the literary an identical of a grindhouse movie. it's a splatter punk's rainy dream. it's maybe essentially the most fucked up books ever written. when you are partial to Takashi Miike, Evil lifeless, early Peter Jackson, or Eurotrash horror, then you definately needs to learn this e-book.

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32 APESHIT “We’re still miles away from the cabin,” Jason says. “That Alan guy ran in the opposite direction. Plus he’s halfdead and I think his eyes were missing. ” Crystal asks. “There’s a ton of guns at the cabin,” Jason says. ”  Stephanie brushes her teeth again as they drive down the road. She is more shaken up from the incident than any of them, even though she was the only one who stayed in the van the whole time. Everyone else is laughing and joking about it. They all agree, now that it’s over, that it was more exciting than scary.

Stephanie doesn’t really want to party, but she agrees to play the Theremin for them. She has always wanted to play her Theremin for her friends, but she always figured they would think it was nerdy. The jocks and the cheerleaders always make fun of the band kids. She doesn’t want anyone to think she is a nerd. 53 CARLTON MELLICK III In the center of the living room, Stephanie begins to play. She plays a solo rendition of Ave Maria on the Theremin. Her friends are gathered around her, on the mustard yellow couches and chairs.

Des still wants to go,” Kevin says. “Then we should still go,” Jason says. “Fuck no,” Crystal says. ” 32 APESHIT “We’re still miles away from the cabin,” Jason says. “That Alan guy ran in the opposite direction. Plus he’s halfdead and I think his eyes were missing. ” Crystal asks. “There’s a ton of guns at the cabin,” Jason says. ”  Stephanie brushes her teeth again as they drive down the road. She is more shaken up from the incident than any of them, even though she was the only one who stayed in the van the whole time.

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