Category «Humor Satire»

Download Dr. Identity (Scikungfi Trilogy) by D. Harlan Wilson PDF

By D. Harlan Wilson

For a professor at Corndog college it truly is relatively applicable to buy a robot dopplegänger and feature it educate your periods for you. yet how does it contemplate your educating talents whilst your dopplegänger murders the total type? stick with the Dystopian Duo (Dr. Blah Blah Blah and his robotic Dr. identification) on a killing spree of epic proportions during the irreal postapocalyptic urban of Bliptown the place time ticks sideways, synthetic Bug-Eyed Monsters punish electorate for consumer-capitalist lethargy, and ultraviolence is as crucial as a regular multivitamin.

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Download It's Never Too Late to Look Hot by Heather Estay PDF

By Heather Estay

i have survived a disastrous divorce (and a few both disastrous first dates). i have survived my associates' menopause insanity and my daughter's traumatic nuptials. i am relationship Tim (a actually awesome Kisser), my occupation is regular and pleasurable, the children are introduced, my ex has exited, and my top buddies are as with reference to general as they have ever been (which, truthfully, isn't shut at all). Yep, as I procedure the day I flip the massive Five-O, my existence is admittedly buzzing along—but is it buzzing alongside to ''Happy Birthday'' or the topic tune from Jaws ?

Da dum da dum: i am getting a brand new boss who subscribes to the Idi Amin college of Micromanagement. Da dum da dum: Tim's amorous intentions will be turning honorable—or handing over one other woman's path. Da dum da dum: My ex schemes to re-light our non-existent flame— eiouyw ! Da dum da dum: My daughter tells me that I—sexy, younger, superb Fifty me—will quickly be a grandmother!

(Really, all i wished for my 50th birthday used to be a few chocolate cake and some Botox treatments.)

to not fear. My most sensible acquaintances have a method to drag my existence again jointly back: a rigorous routine of bikini waxing and stomach dancing, martial arts and Myers-Briggs—good grief!

i ponder if i will live to tell the tale to fifty-one. . . ?

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Download Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants: Even Further Confessions of by Louise Rennison PDF

By Louise Rennison

Georgia suggestion she had placed her "red-bottomosity" to leisure while she eventually selected Robbie the intercourse God over Dave the snort. besides, Dave the chuckle is now relationship her pal Ellen (which did not cease Georgia from snogging him at a party...) but if Dave breaks up with Ellen and the intercourse God is rarely round, Georgia does not understand what to do! As consistently, in Georgia's existence, not anything ever seems as deliberate!

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Download Love's Pursuit by Siri Mitchell PDF

By Siri Mitchell

Within the small Puritan group of Stoneybrooke, Massachusetts, Susannah Phillips stands proud either for her personality and sweetness. She desires just a easy lifestyles yet quickly reveals herself pursued via the town's wealthiest bachelor and via a roguish army captain despatched to guard them. One isn't really what he turns out and one is greater than he turns out. In attempting to become aware of actual love's course, Susannah is helped through the main not going of allies, a wounded lady who lives invisible and overlooked of their city. because the intensity, ardour, and sacrifice of affection is published to Susannah, she starts to question the principles and rules of her early life religion. In a group the place grace is unknown, what rate will she pay for embracing love?

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Download In His Own Write by Джон Леннон PDF

By Джон Леннон

In His personal Write КУЛЬТУРА и ИСКУССТВО,ЧЕЛОВЕК Название: In His personal Write Автор: Джон Леннон Издательство: Fleming & Humphreys Год издания: 1964 Страниц: eighty ISBN: 978-0684868073 Язык:английский Размер: 8,91 Мб [PDF]About The AwfulI used to be bored at the ninth of Octover 1940 while, i think, the Nasties have been nonetheless booming us led via Madolf Heatlump (who basically had one). besides they did not get me. I attended to varicous colleges in Liddypol. And nonetheless did not go -- a lot to my Aunties provides. As a member of the main publified Beatles my (P, G, and R's) files may appear funnier to a couple of you than this publication, yet so far as i am conceived this correction of brief writty is the main wonderfoul larf i have each ready.God aid and breed you all.0

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Download The Girlfriend Curse by Valerie Frankel PDF

By Valerie Frankel

It truly is uncanny! inside of six months of breaking apart together with her, Peg Silver's ex-lovers constantly meet and marry the ladies in their desires. Even worse than being the everlasting bridesmaid, she's the final female friend, the one that awakens in a man theknowledge of what he is constantly sought after in a dating ... and it really is by no means with Peg. evidently, a tremendous way of life swap is heavily known as for, that is why the distraught inside panorama dressmaker says goodbye to new york and late-night lattes with friend Nina, and hi to a farmhouse on ten acres in tiny, backwater Manshire, Vermont, hoping to fulfill the last word, all-organic nation guy (without an excessive amount of facial hair) to maintain her hot in these frosty New England winters. as a substitute, Peg unearths herself at Inward sure -- a proactive adult-education retreat for the hapless and hopelessly lovelorn -- to aim to raise her dreaded "girlfriend curse." A steamy (and expressly forbidden) dalliance with wonderful woman-eater Ray most likely isn't really going to aid healing her. yet a few romantic perception may perhaps come up from her appeal to Linus, Inward Bound's attractive, scruffy, clever and still-single founder. possibly there's a mystery to be unearthed within the crunchy eco-friendly Mountains, one who will magically rework Peg Silver from the Perpetual additionally Ran to the large Winner in love.

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