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By Dale Seslick

Frightened approximately what to do within the occasion of the useless emerging from their graves and attempting to smash humanity? fear not more! With assistance from quite a few movies and Wikipedia, Dr Dale has compiled this carefully researched A-Z checklist of every thing you must find out about zombies: easy methods to know them, tips on how to struggle them or even easy methods to classify them. He can resolution your entire burning questions including:How can a sheep help Read more...

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If all else fails you can also eat it. In fact, you could eat any bird at all if it’s cooked properly, although a chicken will make a more substantial meal than a budgie. The largest bird is the ostrich, but he is a god amongst birds so you wouldn’t want to anger the god of ostrich by eating him. After the ostrich I suppose the next best thing is Big Bird of Sesame Street. You’d need a lot of Tupperware boxes to keep the leftovers after cooking him! BITES If you are bitten by a zombie you can do one of two things: either kill yourself by destroying your own brain, or let someone else kill you using the same brain-destroying method.

What do they have to worry about? They’ve got the law on their hands. And they probably started the whole thing anyway by failing to spot and control the initial outbreak. Secret Government and Non-Government Organisations will stay very much out of the way. They won’t even leave their office or secret laboratory. Ever. They will attempt to aid the other authorities by feeding them irrelevant information so that they don’t get the blame for the mass carnage that is occurring. They will be searching continually for a cure to the infection and will always be so close but so far.

The mere fact that they all look alike means that if you have several highly trained sheep on your team you will be unable to tell them apart and therefore will not become emotionally attached to them (unless you put different coloured hats on each of the sheep, but bear in mind that whilst you are not looking the sheep may swap hats meaning that you may still be uncertain of which sheep is which. They’re crafty like that, are sheep). The only thing to consider when training sheep is that they are not very good at multitasking and so you will only be able to train each sheep to carry out one specific task.

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