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By Imah Goer

We have been all novices as soon as. in retrospect, if merely we might had this publication at hand, the entire embarrassing strategy might were much more enjoyable and profitable. keep away from the clumsy fumbles and cringe-worthy moments through boning up at the topic.

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Danger could mean not locking the bedroom door, shagging in a hot air balloon or in full view of the neighbours. Any such methods increase sexual excitement whilst simultaneously lowering property values. pmd 51 23/03/2006, 13:13 Shag! Flirting Description Flirting happens when a chap and a chapess realise they want to shag each other but can’t actually say so explicitly in case they get rejected, so they beat about the bush trying to steer the conversation in saucy directions. pmd 52 23/03/2006, 13:13 a beginner’s guide Flirting Misconceptions Flirting isn’t the same as shagging.

Be bold. Or on the dining table? Set yourself free. Or at the office or on a train or a bus? pmd 48 23/03/2006, 13:13 a beginner’s guide Where to shag Interesting facts Two thousand arrests are made every year for people shagging on trains or buses. Five hundred couples are admitted to hospital every year because their dining table collapsed beneath them. Plumbers charge extra for removing couples from bathroom hardware. pmd 49 23/03/2006, 13:13 Shag! Where to shag Hints for beginners Rather than starting at the deep end, which carries a risk of drowning, start by shagging on the bedroom floor.

Finding someone to shag on the Internet Hints for beginners Use your creativity to embellish your personality. You can say whatever you like about yourself because no one will ever find out the truth. Not unless you’re daft enough to get together with some nutter you met via the Internet. Even though all photos on the Internet are fake, don’t arrange a date with someone who has no picture at all: it’s for a reason. pmd 42 23/03/2006, 13:13 a beginner’s guide Finding someone to shag in a bar Description The traditional pick-up joint, preferred by many, is the bar or nightclub.

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